Premier League Gameweek 2

[hellhunter]

English players are the most embarrassing divers in world football

They don't dive, so they obviously lack practice

 

[Hansi Fick]

Fact is both Lampard and Gerrard are not, and will never be, top managers and are only managing at this level due to their celebrity status.

 

[RacingClub]

Fact is both Lampard and Gerrard are not, and will never be, top managers and are only managing at this level due to their celebrity status.

Pretty much yeah.

At least Lampards squad is total crap, I have no idea what Gerrard's excuse is.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Bad last ball spoiled that attack for Everton.

 

[avgp_1]

McNeil is terrible

 

[Samid]

English players are the most embarrassing divers in world football

English players don't dive, they're just clever in the way they buy fouls.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Gordon has not given Everton the lead.

 

[Theafonis]

Iwobi in central midfield is so weird

 

[pseudo_canadian]

McNeil is terrible

Strange signing. He had what, like 1 goal and 2 assists with Burnley last year? Nothing player. Would be fine playing in the Championship

 

[DomesticTadpole]

VAR check.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Offside.

 

[duffer]

Var blokes all pretending not to see that shirt pull.

 

[Pickle85]

Anthony Gordon has an extremely hittable face.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

Deserved that for sticking his tongue out.

 

[Idxomer]

This has been an awful game so far.

 

[kouroux]

Strange signing. He had what, like 1 goal and 2 assists with Burnley last year? Nothing player. Would be fine playing in the Championship

And he still managed to be one of their better players. That pass he overhit was so easy

 

[Hansi Fick]

Pretty much yeah.

At least Lampards squad is total crap, I have no idea what Gerrard's excuse is.

Yeah he's been allowed to add Carlos, Coutinho, Ings, Digne, Buendia, Kamara and fecking Leon Bailey by his lower midtable club, he should be sacked if they are not competing for European spots.

 

[PoTMS]

Pretty obvious offside. Why did that take so long?

 

[V.O.]

Do we really need a slow motion replay of Gordon's face celebrating?

Fecking thing could turn milk.

 

[P-Ro]

How is that not a pen? They are checking offside on Digne who is clearly tugging the Everton player's shirt.

 

[The Firestarter]

Bizarre var deliberation.

 

[SilentWitness]

We massively miss a striker. We have absolutely no outlay there. Better ball from McNeil and that’s 1-0 for the chance before the corners.

 

[Pickle85]

Such a low quality game so far.

 

[kouroux]

Not a good advertisement for the PL this

 

[V.O.]

Such a low quality game so far.

It really does have the feeling of an end of season relegation scrap with everyone bricking it and desperate to keep things tight.

Outlook not so good for either of these teams, I don't think.

 

[hellhunter]

Not a good advertisement for the PL this

0-0 but the winner really is football

Of course they score while I type this

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Great goal from Ings.

 

[P-Ro]

Quality goal

 

[avgp_1]

Thats a strike

 

[Herculean]

Ings looks like a sober Hunter Biden

 

[Pickle85]

It really does have the feeling of an end of season relegation scrap with everyone bricking it and desperate to keep things tight.

Outlook not so good for either of these teams, I don't think.

Yeah, you could see both of them being there or thereabouts at the end of the season, couldn't you.

 

[SilentWitness]

Until we have a competent striker we aren’t winning a game.

 

[kouroux]

What did Everton do with the Richarlison money ?

 

[The Firestarter]

Some hit that.

 

[Theafonis]

Everton’s midfield is so bad

 

[kouroux]

Tom Davis, another nothing player. Doucoure held his hamstring a couple of minutes before the goal. Should he have asked to be subbed before ?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Tom Davis, another nothing player

He's a fashion icon. Is that not enough?

 

[Pickle85]

Tom Davies annoys the piss out of me and I don't even have to watch him week in, week out. I feel bad for Toffees fans there (though I suppose we have to watch Scotty so I guess probably even).

 

[Hansi Fick]

Until we have a competent striker we aren’t winning a game.

Joshua Zirkzee is available for a meager 35m £

 

[Chinchy98]

Same as last week. Everton are honking, no offence going forward. DCL back won’t make a difference when your #9 sits on the halfway line dropping off in shape for 70% of the game.