RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011

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Olly said:
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:lol: His utility belt is big enough to hold plenty of Batmeringues!
 
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they have turned on carragher

its hilarious

apparently him and stevie G were responsible for rafa getting the sack
 
prateik said:
they have turned on carragher

its hilarious

apparently him and stevie G were responsible for rafa getting the sack
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By-fecking-christ.

Their love for Rafa has gone so far beyond a joke it's not even a joke!
 
cesc's_mullet said:
By-fecking-christ.

Their love for Rafa has gone so far beyond a joke it's not even a joke!
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In the middle of this epic 'Dark Knight' laughfest, I think it's time to revisit a classics. The Flame Imperishable of Passionate St Rafa love has been burning bright for many years --
Rafas3leggedtable@RAWK said:
I am pleased Rafa has stood up to the playground bully this season. It wasnt Rafa's fight, it was mainly the other kids getting bullied you see, but as a humble and decent man Rafa thought it was time to right some wrongs. The line is in the sand now and we all know where we stand. Now we can look forward to a very interesting five years with Rafa holding all the right chess pieces.

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As I saw 2 bright stars in the clear night from my bedroom window I focused on them for a minute or two and as I did, a shooting star came and disected the two. For them few moments I allowed myself to dream. I dreamt that perhaps Rafa was stood looking at the same stars and had seen the same thing.
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The stars in the sky do not lie.
(That entire post is a cornucopia of laughs - "Rafa has us playing, the majority of the time, fantastic pass and move football" and other such gems.)
 
Waltraute said:
:lol:
In the middle of this epic 'Dark Knight' laughfest, I think it's time to revisit a classics. The Flame Imperishable of Passionate St Rafa love has been burning bright for many years --


The stars in the sky do not lie.
(That entire post is a cornucopia of laughs - "Rafa has us playing, the majority of the time, fantastic pass and move football" and other such gems.)
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He's a poet and he knows it....
 
This is my favourite

This is really good writings! And really possible, it depends on his house where his windoes are and when he sleeps, but when you get a feelings like that, it's usually becuase they are true. My English isn't great but I think you means the shooting star bisected the two, not dissected. That would be very strange if it dissected them. Strange and evil. But that isn't the important, what matters is we dream of the stars and even if we dont reach them, maybe we reach the moon, or Pluto.
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The stars meaning the title, Pluto meaning 7th place and the moon is relegation zone.

That its one of the funniest pots I've seen on RAWK :lol:
 
while listening to my local radio this morning driving home, I nearly crashed my car due to the presenter calling Liverpool the "Hubcap Stealers".........
 
Imagine the reaction if we hired the bloated buffoon as fergies successor!!! i think id actually pay to view RAWK's reaction! it might even be worth his shit tactics on the field and inevitable boring unsuccessful football just to see what the scousers made of it!
 
Allforone said:
Imagine the reaction if we hired the bloated buffoon as fergies successor!!! i think id actually pay to view RAWK's reaction! it might even be worth his shit tactics on the field and inevitable boring unsuccessful football just to see what the scousers made of it!
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I'd not take him at all.

However...I wouldn't say no to someone concocting a false story and selling it to one of the papers. :D
 
Allforone said:
Imagine the reaction if we hired the bloated buffoon as fergies successor!!!
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May this scenario never, ever come to pass -- although of course the reactions would be mindblowingly hilarious. I love a laugh, but I just love United that bit more and it's not as if the Rafa & the Scousers saga ever disappoints in the LOL-department as is - no need to hire the man. :lol:

Here's another old classic highlighting the passionate, torrid love affair between Rafa and the RAWKites --
conman@RAWK said:
Some of have succumb to peer pressure, and lost your own thoughts. Some of you are hoping we lose Rafa, and bring in Mourinho, Hiddink, O'Neill, the list continues. If deep down this is what you want, then you are entitled to think this. you sure are, but should you be saying it outloud and in doing so making your current love (Rafa) insecure and feeling unwanted? that is the question.. You can see Rafa is tired of all this constant flirting and moaning, finger pointing and accusations. Especially in light of him figthing YOUR corner
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What happens if we cheat on Rafa and go one step further than flirting with another, how about if we replace him. what happens to our beloved club? Do we simply sign another manager and win the league? If you believe this, you are a clown. Its not that simple. If we lose Rafa, its equivalent of cheating on your spouse, all the flack comes with it. You will lose the kids, the house, the inlaws, and your friends.
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cheating on your loved one.

And I almost lost it when you brought up "This is really good writings! And really possible, it depends on his house where his windoes are and when he sleeps...", kietotheworld. How could I ever forget this pinnacle of RAWK hilarity? :lol:
 
Waltraute said:
May this scenario never, ever come to pass -- although of course the reactions would be mindblowingly hilarious. I love a laugh, but I just love United that bit more and it's not as if the Rafa & the Scousers saga ever disappoints in the LOL-department as is - no need to hire the man. :lol:

Here's another old classic highlighting the passionate, torrid love affair between Rafa and the RAWKites --

cheating on your loved one.

And I almost lost it when you brought up "This is really good writings! And really possible, it depends on his house where his windoes are and when he sleeps...", kietotheworld. How could I ever forget this pinnacle of RAWK hilarity? :lol:
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We don't see enough of you on here Walltrout.
 
They are literally obsessed with the man arnt they, beyond all levels of rationality, it is actually quite worrying how they talk about him, its not normal human behaviour surely?

Im beginning to wonder if RAWK is some form of on-line 'field test' so to speak, ya know where they stick a bunch of extraterrestrials in one place and monitor their goings on as it were, somethings abnormal about that place and it aint just because its full of scousers.
 
I was gonna list the honours that all the players we fielded today have achieved but the post would've been too long.

I think it ridiculous when people call our team weak but lauded the players they are now slating not so long ago. Incredible.
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:lol::lol:
 
cj4_elmo said:
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I shall do it for him, club honours only.

Reina - 1 FA Cup, 2 Intertoto Cups, 1 Community Shield, 1 UEFA Super Cup
Konchesky - Umm, nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 2 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup, 3 Portuguese Supercup
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 1 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Cole - 1 Intertoto, 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup, 1 Community Shield
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - 1 Brazilan Serie B, 2 Campeonato Gaúcho
Torres - 1 Spanish Second division.

Yeah work is slow today, 51 between them. Giggs has 32 on his own.
 
Xander45 said:
I shall do it for him, club honours only.

Reina - 1 FA Cup, 2 Intertoto Cups, 1 Community Shield, 1 UEFA Super Cup
Konchesky - Umm, nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 2 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup, 3 Portuguese Supercup
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 1 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Cole - 1 Intertoto, 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup, 1 Community Shield
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - 1 Brazilan Serie B, 2 Campeonato Gaúcho
Torres - 1 Spanish Second division.

Yeah work is slow today, 51 between them. Giggs has 32 on his own.
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Why restrict it to clubs?
 
Xander45 said:
I shall do it for him, club honours only.

Reina - 1 FA Cup, 2 Intertoto Cups, 1 Community Shield, 1 UEFA Super Cup
Konchesky - Umm, nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 2 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup, 3 Portuguese Supercup
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 1 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Cole - 1 Intertoto, 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup, 1 Community Shield
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - 1 Brazilan Serie B, 2 Campeonato Gaúcho
Torres - 1 Spanish Second division.

Yeah work is slow today, 51 between them. Giggs has 32 on his own.
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Now if we just count those they won while playing for the club...
 
Waltraute said:
:lol:
In the middle of this epic 'Dark Knight' laughfest, I think it's time to revisit a classics. The Flame Imperishable of Passionate St Rafa love has been burning bright for many years --


The stars in the sky do not lie.
(That entire post is a cornucopia of laughs - "Rafa has us playing, the majority of the time, fantastic pass and move football" and other such gems.)
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that got posted before....it must have been a WUM
 
kietotheworld said:
This is my favourite

This is really good writings! And really possible, it depends on his house where his windoes are and when he sleeps, but when you get a feelings like that, it's usually becuase they are true. My English isn't great but I think you means the shooting star bisected the two, not dissected. That would be very strange if it dissected them. Strange and evil. But that isn't the important, what matters is we dream of the stars and even if we dont reach them, maybe we reach the moon, or Pluto.
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:lol:

"My English is shit but it's better than yours you daft Scouse tw@t"...

Pluto? Pluto!!!?

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Play him up front with Torres :-)
 
kietotheworld said:
Why restrict it to clubs?
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Ok then.

Xander45 said:
I shall do it for him, club honours only.

Reina - 1 FA Cup, 2 Intertoto Cups, 1 Community Shield, 1 UEFA Super Cup, 1 UEFA u-17's, 1 Euros, 1 World Cup
Konchesky - Still nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 2 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup, 3 Portuguese Supercup, 1 UEFA U-16's
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 1 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Cole - 1 Intertoto, 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup, 1 Community Shield
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - 1 Brazilan Serie B, 2 Campeonato Gaúcho, 1 South American U-20's, 1 Sendai Cup U-17's
Torres - 1 Spanish Second division, 1 UEFA u-16's, 1 UEFA U-19's, 1 Euros, 1 World Cup
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So now 60 between them.
 
Right then, here's the XI we fielded against Stoke:

van der Sar - 4 Eredivise, 3 KNVB Cup, 3 Dutch Super Cup, 1 UEFA Cup, 1 UEFA Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup, 2 Intertoto, 1 League Cup, 3 Community Shield, 1 Club World Cup, 3 Premier League, 2 Champions League
Neville - 8 Premier League, 3 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 3 Community Shield, 2 Champions League, 1 Intercontinental Cup, 1 Club World Cup
Ferdinand - 4 Premier League, 2 League Cup, 3 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup
Vidic - 1 Yugoslav Cup, 1 Serbian Superliga, 1 Serbia and Montenegro Cup, 3 Premier League, 3 League Cup, 3 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup
O'Shea - 4 Premier League, 1 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 4 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup
Nani - 1 Taça de Portugal, 2 Premier League, 1 League Cup, 3 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup
Fletcher - 3 Premier League, 1 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 4 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup, 1 Kirin Cup
Scholes - 9 Premier League, 3 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 5 Community Shield, 2 Champions League, 1 Intercontinental Cup, 1 Club World Cup, 1 U-18 European Championship
Evra - 1 Coupe de la Ligue, 3 Premier League, 3 Community Shield, 1 Champions League, 1 Club World Cup
Berbatov - 1 Bulgarian Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Premier League, 1 Club World Cup, 1 Community Shield
Hernandez - 1 Primera Division de Mexico, 1 InterLiga, 1 Community Shield

By my count that's 147 honours.
 
Xander45 said:
I shall do it for him, club honours only.

Reina - 1 FA Cup, 2 Intertoto Cups, 1 Community Shield, 1 UEFA Super Cup
Konchesky - Umm, nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 2 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup, 3 Portuguese Supercup
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League, 1 Charity Shield, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 UEFA Super Cup
Cole - 1 Intertoto, 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup, 1 Community Shield
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - 1 Brazilan Serie B, 2 Campeonato Gaúcho
Torres - 1 Spanish Second division.

Yeah work is slow today, 51 between them. Giggs has 32 on his own.
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Now if we ignore glorified friendlies and 2nd division titles...

Reina - 1 FA Cup
Konchesky - Umm, nothing.
Kyrgiakos - 1 Greek League, 1 Greek Cup, 1 SPL, 1 Scottish League Cup
Carragher - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League
Skrtel - 1 Russian League
Raul Meireles - 4 Portuguese League, 3 Portuguese Cup
Gerrard - 2 FA Cup, 2 League Cup, 1 Champions League
Cole - 3 EPL, 2 League Cup, 3 FA Cup
Maxi - Looks like nothing...
Lucas - nothing
Torres - nothing

So 31...

Giggs has 11 EPL, 4 FA Cup, 4 League Cup, 2 CL, 1 WCC... so 22...
 
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