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Just watch the game FFS.
Just watch the game FFS.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
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On finding out about Squirtle being charged:
Genuine question now, is there another club that has objectively been as disgusting as Liverpool in the last decade?
They've had
a) A proven racist
b) A player whose bitten someone twice
c) A captain who twatted someone because he didn't like the music
d) A manager who wore a shirt in support of a racist
e) A player who was found to racially abuse someone else and then refuse to shake that person's hand.
f) Sponsors literally had to almost pull the funding from the club over all this
I mean, at what point do liverpool fans say "Enough is enough." It is literally always then.
They've had
a) A proven racist
b) A player whose bitten someone twice
c) A captain who twatted someone because he didn't like the music
d) A manager who wore a shirt in support of a racist
e) A player who was found to racially abuse someone else and then refuse to shake that person's hand.
f) Sponsors literally had to almost pull the funding from the club over all this
I mean, at what point do liverpool fans say "Enough is enough." It is literally always then.
"If i'm Skrtel, i'd go to the FA and say yes I did stamp on De Gea only because Wayne Rooney kicked out and studded our goal keeper and could have broke his ankle so I was paying them back"
Yes there we have your scouse logic in all its glory. Don't think about it too much folks or it will damage your brain
Yes there we have your scouse logic in all its glory. Don't think about it too much folks or it will damage your brain
Hmmm, must un-register Quakeballin' Tactics.
You're making the classic mistake of trying to rationalise irrational behaviour.
I think it's worth remembering that when you're coming into regular contact with the deluded and the plain downright fecking unwell (as we all are when engaging with RAWK thinking patterns) you could do worse than book a pretty robust debriefing session with a well trained mental health professional. Be careful out there folks.
Blimey, only just realized we should have had at least 4 red cards in that match. Rooney, Herrera, Jones and now De Gea.
My 20 teams of rodents are now reaching the end of their training, ready to replicate the remaining fixtures under carefully controlled conditions. (And sugar snowflakes).
Not just red cards, Herrera and De Gea should be given 3 games on top of that.
Give them a break. After all they have few extra layers of shit to try and look through
De Gea is a midget now?
De Gea is a midget now?
Apparently so.Even if he was a goalkeeper would be the last person I'd want to push around, you have to be a special kind of mad to get between the sticks!
I'm wondering if he's actually a spoof of Brentan.
Suarez wasn't racist though, it was a conspiracy led by Fergie, Evra and the FA to get Suarez out of the country and to keep Liverpool down.
Many of them did and still do say that.
Suarez wasn't racist though, it was a conspiracy led by Fergie, Evra and the FA to get Suarez out of the country and to keep Liverpool down.
Many of them did and still do say that.
Yep, had it happen not long ago actually when it came up in a conversation. This Liverpool fan who I'm met that night through a friend flat out denied that Suarez had done anything wrong as soon I went to mention the incident. Another guy on my Facebook posted after the game on Sunday about how United players made him sick and that at least Gerrard had held his hands up whereas we never admit when we're wrong. Almost couldn't make it up.
That's a good point. A few pages ago, there was talk of a team of newbs being sent to RAWK for quotes in exchange for likes. Maybe we could appoint a mod to act as their counsellor rather than let them be exposed for too long?
PhaseOfPlay
I've had a look at the shape of both teams, the tactical movements and marking assignments, the principles of play behind the contrasting philosophies and the strengths of both attacks and defences. I also drew up complex tactical diagrams, gridded out the main areas of concern, and circled the main 1v1's that will be vital to the game. Following that, I established a statistical simulation of 1000 games based on key metrics concerning attack and defence, the condition of the field, the vociferousness of the supporters, and the relative statistical strengths of both teams possible formations. The conclusion was clear.
We're going to smash these into the middle of the international break.
PhaseOfPlay
In the bigger picture, this is the equivalent of the Chelsea game last season, to a lesser extent. By that, I mean that it is a big obstacle that we need to get past to achieve an objective we are pursuing. Whether we get top four or not, we need to win this game for the future, because the players will learn a lot about themselves by being able to get past a direct opponent and overtake them in the table. It will be a valuable lesson. And because that potential lesson exists, I think we'll go into this game very assured, confident, and clinical.
PhaseOfPlay
We're playing panic football, right into United's hands. No leadership on the field, and nobody wants to put their foot on the ball and slow the game down. Cue one Steven Gerrard to get us out of the mire again.
Reminds me of Brass Eye.
Funny how the "better team" must win at Arsenal to stand any chance of making the top 4.
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not much of a meltdown, but some of them still have some humour left after the defeat:
Cant say I did not chuckle a bit myself, credit where credit is due.
Cant say I did not chuckle a bit myself, credit where credit is due.
Christ, I wanted to know his predicted outcomes at the end of that. Presumably Liverpool would've won 999 times out of 1,000.
This is when mental meets mental and has a mental baby.
The other one was a no-contest as United had 5 men sent off.
Also Skrtel just posted a picture of clowns on his instagram.
http://i.gyazo.com/105110a59f4f6ee8d23eb97f0fe5b9ea.png
Oh dear. Bunch of weirdos.
not much of a meltdown, but some of them still have some humour left after the defeat:
Cant say I did not chuckle a bit myself, credit where credit is due.
Fair play.A FA Cup Final that they're not even in yet. Heck they're not in the Semis yetFunny how the "better team" must win at Arsenal to stand any chance of making the top 4.
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All of this is golden but best parts - DDG a midget and that he should be banned for the reaction after the stamp..
My god, is there sthing in the water they drink.
Brendan Rodgers has just held a press conference to announce that there'll be no comment.
Meanwhile, at RAWK...
Meanwhile, at RAWK...
Too brave for his own good is Migs. Has he left intensive care yet?
Mingy did milk it though. When I saw the aftermath of the incident, my first thought was: 'He's trying to get Rooney sent off.' My second thought was: 'Liverpool lol'.
Mignolet definitely made the most of it and attempted to get Rooney sent off.
Two players banned for stamping in one game is ridiculous when you think about it. They really do get an easy ride in the media.
Blimey, it's serious. Poor old Migs. I feel awful now.
Yes, here we are, Stampy 2, Sakky & Mings all making no fuss at all.
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not much of a meltdown, but some of them still have some humour left after the defeat:
Cant say I did not chuckle a bit myself, credit where credit is due.
Actually pretty amusing.
I am pretty sure Mignolet hurt himself landing on his ankle. Sure Rooney is falling to his left on his knee. How can he put any force into it especially enough to do the damage he supposedly has. Look at how Mignolet lands he has prob went over on his ankle.
feckin' hell, best thing I read this week!