It's the slow regression of arguments that's so funny. They have never had one consistent argument to put forward, it's been a constant changing set of rules for every time something has been disproved. There's absolutely no attempt to look at it objectively. It's "
we're right, end of, lets look exclusively at things that might seem a bit like we're right." It's almost a God of Gaps scenario. With added conspiracy logic.
- First of all he definitely said nothing. No mention of colour at all. Evra's a lying twat. And he's done it before.
Then it emerged he's admitted saying it. And Evra was never found to have done anything like this before.
- Ok, erm, well he still probably did. Cos he's a cnut. And anyway, Suarez said negrito. Lets have a long and protracted discussion on the nuances of that word. It's really at the crux of everything.
Then it emerged he'd never said that at all.
- Well, obviously, that's ...erm...well it's not important. Negro's pretty much exactly the same anyway. And Evra said sudaca, which is much worse when said in Spanish.
Then it emerged Evra had never said that. And Suarez himself had put forward the accusation in English.
- Well, clearly "South American" is still just as offensive. And he's admitted saying it.
Then it emerged he'd denied saying it.
- Well he's lying. And anyway, Kuyt heard him say he was booked for being black. So that's definitely true. Kuyt would never mishear or misunderstand anything. It's one mans word against another's.
Then it emerged that Kuyt had misheard AND misunderstood what Suarez had told him he'd said IN DUTCH!...As had Comoli. Both of whom had coincidentally understood it as virtually identical to what Evra was accusing.
- Well lets ignore that. It's still one mans word against anothers. Our own sides words don't count. And anyway Comolli can't speak French properly. Despite being french.
Then it emerged that there was video evidence corroborating Evra's consistent version of the story, and not Suarez's, which changed later to fit it.
- ONE MAN'S WORD AGAINST ANOTHER, LALALALALALALALA.....Anyway, the video evidence we haven't seen doesn't show anything. So there's no reasonable doubt.
Then they finally cottoned on that this wasn't a criminal trial, it was a civil trial, and conducted in exactly the same manner as all civil trials.
- Well we should take it to a criminal court. We'll completely destroy them. There's no evidence, it's one mans word against another.
Some begin to cotton on that Suarez's testimony was full of holes, inconsistencies and changed a couple of times, whilst Evra's was consistent.
- Well that's obviously only because Evra is a multi-linguist who had time to prepare whilst Suarez can barely speak the language.
Then it emerged he'd conducted his testimony in Spanish, and had been given TWO interpreters.
- Yeah, well obviously he was just nervous at being accused of something he never did. If he was guilty, he'd have been much better at lying.
I've no idea what they're arguing now, but it's so far removed from what they were originally arguing as to make no difference. It's still one man's word against anothers too, despite it being detailed as one mans word against several others, including - initially - his own team-mates and manager, the video evidence that hasn't been released to the public, and a panel of linguistic experts.
Blind loyalty. It does silly things.
Anyway, At least they've managed to bring a few people together over the Xmas period. Sunderland & Newcastle fans for example, united in their hilarity over their stubborn reaction to all this.
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