Pep Guardiola at City next?

I don't think any is saying its a risk free appointment. There always an element of risk. However, he is by far and away the best possible candidate.
 
@Walrus, your assessment of Pep's character is so wide of the mark it suggests bias or just plain ignorance

Meltdowns and a lack of challenges, its cringeworthy

I haven't stated he will have meltdowns, just that he would likely face challenges that he hasn't faced before and I don't think that any of us can state with certainty how he will react or handle it.

Lack of challenges is also not exactly what I said. But inheriting a treble winning team, or a team featuring the likes of Messi, Xavi and Iniesta, is not as big a rebuilding job as some of those out there. Anyway I am in bed now so will reply to further posts in the morning.
 
I really don't understand this he hasn't faced challenges. Do people want him to take up the Ipswich town to prove himself? He took over Barcelona at their lowest ebb in close to a decade, rebuilt half the side, done the same at Bayern. What else can be do? It's not like he will be taking over a pub team if he comes here.
 
What's people's obsession with Pep joining City?
Is there actually anything concrete people are basing this on?
 
Barca, Bayern and United would probably the best CV ever. Barca, Bayern and City is like leaving George Cooney and marrying the bin man.
 
Barca, Bayern and United would probably the best CV ever. Barca, Bayern and City is like leaving George Cooney and marrying the bin man.
I'm not disagreeing, but you know that the one and only LVG did it already? And that he got the boot from Barca and Bayern? Might he make it three? ;)
 
Barca, Bayern and United would probably the best CV ever. Barca, Bayern and City is like leaving George Cooney and marrying the bin man.

Ancelotti's going to end up with the best.

Juventus
Milan
Madrid

Will end up managing at least one of us or Bayern at one point in the rest of his career. He's only 56.
 
Ancelotti's going to end up with the best.

Juventus
Milan
Madrid

Will end up managing at least one of us or Bayern at one point in the rest of his career. He's only 56.
The winner among managers will be the one who is the first (and maybe only ever) to win the CL with three different clubs. Ancelotti and Mou are the closest. I like neither very much, but Mou I hate so much, that this is an easy pick for me.
 
Strongly disagree with the assertion that Barcelona had an already-great team when Pep took over mate. What they had were some strong pieces, and declining great pieces, and not a lot of structure to the whole thing, apart from morale being low by the end of Rijkaard's tenure. They had finished 10 points behind Villarreal in the league, and won just 4 games away from home. And although they reached the semi-finals of the Champions League vs United, it was an illusion of strength - they had faced the likes of Celtic and Schalke is the previous round of matches, so not exactly the greatest test for a supposedly strong team. Some key elements were there, sure, but it was an uphill task for Pep.

Right when he took over, he had to rectify the morale around the club, and sell Ronaldinho and Deco (two of their 3 biggest contributors over the last 5 seasons), apart from the likes of Zambrotta and Thuram. That's 4 first team players, and again for any other manager, losing someone of the caliber of Ronaldinho and Deco would be portrayed as a big deal necessitating a massive transition period. But for Pep, we maintain that he had nothing to do, and the team just ambled its way to a treble on autopilot. Up until then, Messi was not the Messi we know now, that fact is totally lost in the narrative. He was a wide attacker drifting in to complement Eto'o, not the GOAT caliber machine he later became. And for that Pep deserves huge amounts of credit - drawing inspiration from his idol and mentor Johan Cruyff's style of play as a false #9, he guided, and molded, and extracted the best out of Lionel, in a way that Rijkaard never did.

Rafael Márquez, their complement to Puyol was declining, they had signed a new right back, he had to introduce Barcelona B player Sergio Busquets as the #6, he had to find a way to fit Henry, Eto'o and Messi with Lionel as the center of attention instead of Eto'o, and get them to function as a collective. The task seems pretty easy, but it takes a rare manager and motivator to make an Henry and Eto'o defer to a 21 year old. He had to play a midfielder in central defense, he had to play Sylvinho at left-back he had to buy back Piqué who hadn't made many dents at United. And he won the treble in his first season playing the best football we've seen since Sacchi's Milan. That's more than incredible, something that likely won't be repeated for atleast the next couple of decades. I'd argue that no other manager in world football could do that in his first season while taking over a team in transition, while improving the mood around the club, while trying a player in a new position, while having question marks over 4 first team starting places.

Also, the thing is, he didn't struggle a lot because he didn't plunge his team to great depths - like Mourinho has, necessitating the need to prove himself in a period of struggle. I'd argue that's an excellent quality to have. Also, I'm commenting on this from the perspective of a United fan. We aren't exactly a mid-table club. Whatever luxuries were afforded to Pep in Barcelona or Munich will also translate in Manchester. Sure, he won't have some home grown players like in La Masia, or the access to the German players like in the Bundesliga; but as a club, United are more than capable of providing him whatever ammunition he needs. And Barcelona/ Bayern weren't easy jobs. He had to deal with massive expectations, media interference, board room drama, sponsor pressure, and he's done a brilliant job at both clubs.

Also, to the point about Bayern doing well in the transfer market, now that's a topic for another discussion mate. I've long opined about United's adventures in the transfer-market and how little value we extract, and how little intelligence we evidence at times, and I feel like giving up when people seriously suggest spending £35m on Mane, while calling Coman a very risky punt for a £6m pound loan. Not my money, but it makes me die inside a bit. Also, if the English market is inflated, buy from abroad. What's stopping United from doing that? But no, we need Premier League experience they argue... Sheesh! Anyway, another tangent, but if and when we get Guardiola, it's imperative that we also employ a top shelf DOF to go with him. The concept of a manager governing every sporting aspect of the club is so passé, and we need to move on a bit. Let the manager be the head coach of sorts, and let the DOF and the scouting team play him with the players he needs, with the managers input of course.

Great post.
 
On your point about transfers - I completely agree with what you are saying. I think United's transfer strategy has been appalling and I too baulk at suggestions of signing Mane for £35m. However, your comments about needing a DOF are interesting - and something that we discussed a bit in the Giggs thread as well I think. I actually agree that we *should* try to use a setup of basically a first team coach and a DOF, but unfortunately I dont think that is going to happen. Woodward as our CEO handles a big part of the transfer negotiations along with the manager. Moving to a DOF/head coach system would either mean replacing Woodward or changing/reducing his responsibilities within the club. There is a chance that they could sell this to him, allowing him to focus 100% on the commercial aspects of the job whilst getting a football-man in to be the DOF, but it then starts to sound like quite a lot of upheaval and transition at board level, and I am not sure that those in charge will want that - especially with Ed and the commercial team doing such a good job in that side of the business already (they wont want to risk losing him).

Yep, I'm also pretty sure United as a club are unlikely to employ a Director of Football in the near future. We seem to be too comfortable with the existing status quo, and the Glazers aren't exactly visionary football owners to make use of a beneficiary trend. However, if we were to employ one, I don't think he would necessarily clash with Woodward as long as there is a clear demarcation in terms of what the job entails. eg. Hans-Joachim Watzke is Borussia Dortmund's CEO type figure, and Michael Zorc is the Sporting Director. Bayern have Karl-Heinz Rummenigge as the executive board President, and Matthias Sammer as the Sporting Director. And they seem to co-exist amicably for the most part.

Ed has a lot to deal with as the CEO. He's on the executive board, he's handling the commercial side of things, PR, sponsors, external relations, he's United de facto representative to various league/ club associations, he's on the UEFA committee. His hands are very much full, and I'm not sure how much time he spends on actual on-field football matters, and assessing the manager and his personnel. And he doesn't have a lot of football experience either, which is kind of a sporting director's domain. He is ultimately responsible to Woodward, but he could act as the liaison between the manager and the board - who don't have a lot of football experience to be honest. And he could be the de facto scouting figurehead. Not so much negotiating transfers, which is Ed's domain, but travelling around to get a handle on different players and trends, attending scouting symposiums (which United have forsaken for some reason), meeting up with agents and building a profile, sniffing out smart deals (like how Juventus signed Pogba and Coman for free), trying to improve the academy in sync with the manager, things of that nature - which Woodward can't always do due to time limitations.

What concerns me with the current setup is that there's zero football experience in the executive committee, and the Glazers aren't exactly football savants like Pérez is at Madrid for example. Then you have Fergie, Sir Bobby and David Gill as non-executive board members. Fergie is busy with his books, and post-retirement life (fully deserved) and is coming up in age. Sir Bobby might not be extremely thorough with the inner working of modern football. Gill is busy with his UEFA/ FA positions. There's really no one to do the job Sammer does for Bayern, or Zorc does for Dortmund. There's no young blood that's immersed in the machinations of modern football, and that needs to be addressed. You can't just give the manager carte blanche all the way tactics, to signings, and player development. Fergie did it, but he was the exception to the norm, and it shouldn't be expected of every managerial appointment.

* Can he successfully manage the more competitive environment and high tempo/physical nature of the PL? I say this because one thing I have always noticed about Guardiola is he doesnt tend to rotate his squad much. With a lack of a winter break, and arguably more intense games and more competitive games every week, I would have some questions about how well he can rotate and manage the fitness of the players, in the context of the PL. Also, injuries.

While I do think the Premier League is slightly more competitive than the Bundesliga, the shindig as a whole is kinda fallacious. The Bundesliga's second placed team would probably beat the Premier League's second placed team, Arsenal. And the overall strength of the loosely defined Top 4 is comparable to an extent. Are smaller teams in the Premier League really that good, or are the top teams much weaker compared to the past, leading to an illusion of the league being ultra competitive as a whole? Fair to say that if we place Bayern Munich instead of City, they would easily walk to the title, and batter the uppity smaller teams which prove to be trouble for City, Chelsea and ourselves. As for squad rotation and maintaining fitness, he can and does rotate his squad, and he has shown that this season itself. No Bayern player has started every league game this season, apart from Manuel Neuer.

* Going on from the above - if the team does start to struggle in the league for any number of reasons, how will Guardiola respond and manage it? We can talk about his personality all day, but I dont think anyone can predict how an individual will react to these sorts of things. Mourinho is an example - he has always been a bit volatile but I dont think anyone foresaw a meltdown of the sort of extent we are currently seeing. It was a situation he has never been in before, and he has not coped with it well.

I dunno. But Pep is a cut above wankers like Rodgers who blame everyone but themselves, or Mourinho who sulks, and acts the big baby when things go tits up. If I had to guess, given the perfectionist that Pep is, he will be massively disappointed in himself above all else. He's always been a rather introspective man, and people of that kind internalize things instead of making a big fuss over it. As for Mourinho's meltdown, he had a mini-mare at Madrid itself, which was cut short before he went nuclear. He's been a changed man every since to be honest. Pep hasn't had any such harrowing experiences thus far.
 
contd.

* What we just mentioned about the DOF (or lack of) in United's setup. I dont think it is reasonable to assume we would implement a DOF if Pep came in, and therefore looking at Pep as a Manchester United "govern every sporting aspect of the club" manager - it is again a different challenge, a different set of tasks, things that Pep may not be used to and may not have experienced before. This from a manager who already seems to have quite a high risk of simply burning out - how long is he actually going to last if he has even more responsibilities than before?

Employing a top, top coach like Pep, and then burdening him with a million different things would be counterproductive IMO. Like buying a Ferrari and wondering if you can load it with 1 tonne of timber, and going cross country gravel driving. He could do it, certainly has the intelligence and adaptability for it. And knowing his tendency to be a perfectionist, he would leave no stones unturned. But ideally, you'd want him to concentrate his energies on the football pitch, and the training grounds. That's where he can produce magic. Guess it's a question mark for now.

* Going on from the above - how long would Pep stay for anyway? Is he capable of maintaining success for more than just the short term? How will he manage when not inheriting a squad that is already pretty strong?

I don't really care to be honest mate. United fans have this obsession with longevity because of Fergie's tenure, and I get that. Before Moyes was employed, I'd only ever seen Fergie on the sidelines so it was certainly a shock. But longevity should be the last criteria the board should consider. Anything approaching 5 years is great. That window is long enough to ensure the manager's ideology is implemented, and you can aim for some silverware. But short enough that things don't go stale (which they will, again Fergie was an anomaly, who kept reinventing themselves, most managers come with an expiry date).

Bayern Munich have been arguably the most successful club in Europe since the late 2000s, apart from Barcelona. And they've employed 6 managers in that time, including caretakers. When Klinsmann was sacked, they could've planned for managers who stayed for the long haul. But they appointed a good transition manager in Louis. He lasted less than 2 seasons, and Jonker took charge for 2 months. Again, they could've employed a long term candidate. But they went with 66 year old Juup Heyneckes. Now they're on to Guardiola, and he might leave after his 3 year contract is over. Then they'll probably employ Ancelotti or something.

Having a long term manager isn't a significant factor at all IMO. Infact, 5 years appointments are the best because the players are exposed to more ideologies, they become more adaptable, things stay fresh, and there's almost always someone capable enough of taking over from the previous manager (unless you botch the managerial transition up completely). If Pep signs a 4 year contract in 2017, and leaves in 2021, that's still 6 years away. More than enough time for the next generation of Mourinho, Klopp, Ancelotti, Simeone to emerge. Maybe we appoint Tuchel who approaches Klopp status at Dortmund and will be just 48 in 2021, or even Gallardo who was endorsed by fontaine and will be 45 - who knows.
 
Strongly disagree with the assertion that Barcelona had an already-great team when Pep took over mate. What they had were some strong pieces, and declining great pieces, and not a lot of structure to the whole thing, apart from morale being low by the end of Rijkaard's tenure. They had finished 10 points behind Villarreal in the league, and won just 4 games away from home. And although they reached the semi-finals of the Champions League vs United, it was an illusion of strength - they had faced the likes of Celtic and Schalke is the previous round of matches, so not exactly the greatest test for a supposedly strong team. Some key elements were there, sure, but it was an uphill task for Pep.

Right when he took over, he had to rectify the morale around the club, and sell Ronaldinho and Deco (two of their 3 biggest contributors over the last 5 seasons), apart from the likes of Zambrotta and Thuram. That's 4 first team players, and again for any other manager, losing someone of the caliber of Ronaldinho and Deco would be portrayed as a big deal necessitating a massive transition period. But for Pep, we maintain that he had nothing to do, and the team just ambled its way to a treble on autopilot. Up until then, Messi was not the Messi we know now, that fact is totally lost in the narrative. He was a wide attacker drifting in to complement Eto'o, not the GOAT caliber machine he later became. And for that Pep deserves huge amounts of credit - drawing inspiration from his idol and mentor Johan Cruyff's style of play as a false #9, he guided, and molded, and extracted the best out of Lionel, in a way that Rijkaard never did.

Rafael Márquez, their complement to Puyol was declining, they had signed a new right back, he had to introduce Barcelona B player Sergio Busquets as the #6, he had to find a way to fit Henry, Eto'o and Messi with Lionel as the center of attention instead of Eto'o, and get them to function as a collective. The task seems pretty easy, but it takes a rare manager and motivator to make an Henry and Eto'o defer to a 21 year old. He had to play a midfielder in central defense, he had to play Sylvinho at left-back he had to buy back Piqué who hadn't made many dents at United. And he won the treble in his first season playing the best football we've seen since Sacchi's Milan. That's more than incredible, something that likely won't be repeated for atleast the next couple of decades. I'd argue that no other manager in world football could do that in his first season while taking over a team in transition, while improving the mood around the club, while trying a player in a new position, while having question marks over 4 first team starting places.

Also, the thing is, he didn't struggle a lot because he didn't plunge his team to great depths - like Mourinho has, necessitating the need to prove himself in a period of struggle. I'd argue that's an excellent quality to have. Also, I'm commenting on this from the perspective of a United fan. We aren't exactly a mid-table club. Whatever luxuries were afforded to Pep in Barcelona or Munich will also translate in Manchester. Sure, he won't have some home grown players like in La Masia, or the access to the German players like in the Bundesliga; but as a club, United are more than capable of providing him whatever ammunition he needs. And Barcelona/ Bayern weren't easy jobs. He had to deal with massive expectations, media interference, board room drama, sponsor pressure, and he's done a brilliant job at both clubs.

Also, to the point about Bayern doing well in the transfer market, now that's a topic for another discussion mate. I've long opined about United's adventures in the transfer-market and how little value we extract, and how little intelligence we evidence at times, and I feel like giving up when people seriously suggest spending £35m on Mane, while calling Coman a very risky punt for a £6m pound loan. Not my money, but it makes me die inside a bit. Also, if the English market is inflated, buy from abroad. What's stopping United from doing that? But no, we need Premier League experience they argue... Sheesh! Anyway, another tangent, but if and when we get Guardiola, it's imperative that we also employ a top shelf DOF to go with him. The concept of a manager governing every sporting aspect of the club is so passé, and we need to move on a bit. Let the manager be the head coach of sorts, and let the DOF and the scouting team play him with the players he needs, with the managers input of course.
Well said.
 
The narrative that Pep Guardiola inherited one of the greatest teams in the world at Barcelona is infuriatingly ignorant. Even poor sides make a Champions League semi final like Schalke in 2011 and Rijkaards Barça in 2008.
 
The amount of people who still seem to think just because we're Manchester United it means everything will be okay is amazing :lol:

Now that Fergie is gone, we're exactly the same as every other team. And the only way we will get back to the top is through having quality players, and a quality manager. Romantic nonsense will take us nowhere, as the Moyes era proved.

Pep at City, and us with Giggs would be an absolute catastrophe.
no chance mate, pep would destroy united's identity with boring sideways passes and all that. I don't think I really need a white text for this but just in case.
 
The narrative that Pep Guardiola inherited one of the greatest teams in the world at Barcelona is infuriatingly ignorant. Even poor sides make a Champions League semi final like Schalke in 2011 and Rijkaards Barça in 2008.
But he did, the same Barca side that went toe to toe with us in 08 and arguably were the better side.
He took over a side that needed new blood, but that blood was already at the club. He didn't have to impose his style of play into the side because the vast majority grew up with that style of play.
His record in the transfer market was bit or miss in any case
 
But he did, the same Barca side that went toe to toe with us in 08 and arguably were the better side.
He took over a side that needed new blood, but that blood was already at the club. He didn't have to impose his style of play into the side because the vast majority grew up with that style of play.
His record in the transfer market was bit or miss in any case
No team that wins nothing in two consecutive seasons and finishes 18 points off the leaders at the end of a season can ever be considered one of the greatest teams in the world. Granted he inherited talented players. I agree with most of what you say, just the point about him inheriting of the greatest teams in the world where I strongly disagree.
 
@Invictus I completely agree with pretty much everything you have said regarding a DOF - it would be beneficial for the club if it happened, but realistically I dont think it will.

Just on the "longevity" argument however (I will be brief as we discussed this also in the Giggs thread) - this is tied to the entire DOF argument. Part of the appeal of a DOF for me, is that it gives the club the option of going for more short term appointments for the manager/head coach, because you have that continuity coming from the DOF - the guy who is arranging transfers, scouting, and having an impact in how the team ultimately plays. When you have that figurehead in place, overseeing these elements of the football-side of the club, then it is feasible to stick someone in as head coach for just a couple of years if necessary.

Without the DOF though, it is a different story and it is in this context that I think longevity and continuity should be factors in the decision making process when appointing a manager. You say yourself how Pep (or another candidate) would be "bogged down" with a million little things for running the entire football side of the operation, and this is why I think short term appointments are not practical in this setup. If you have a manager governing every single aspect of the football side of the club, from transfers, to scouting, to training, to playing style, as well as all the various other menial tasks, then you really need that person to be there for a good 5 years or so in order to make it worthwhile. Having a single person in charge necessitates that person staying around for longer, otherwise you are stuck in a constant cycle of transition and change. Thus my desire for longevity does not stem from Fergie, Busby, Wenger or anyone else - but rather I think it is tied to the board-level setup of the club, and that with our current CEO-Manager duo, it requires figures in both areas who can stay for the longer term.

Final quick point about the relative competitiveness of different leagues. Its been discussed to death in other threads, but basically when you look past the top 3-4 clubs (within which you can argue that the Real, Barca and Bayern are bigger/better than their English equivalents) I think the PL has more strength in depth. You have Chelsea, City, United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton, Southampton, Swansea and Stoke all as pretty decent, established PL teams capable of top-6 finishes or so. Then in the likes of West Ham and Crystal Palace you have other solid teams that are definitely capable of pushing on.
I wont claim to have really intricate knowledge of the mid/low end clubs of La Liga or the Bundesliga, but when I see the league tables and results every weekend, I am not convinced that Bayern, Barca or Real would be able to simply come in and steamroll the PL in the same fashion they do in their own domestic leagues.
 
@Walrus, but you're readily acknowledging ignorance about the Primera Liga in terms of the quality of mid table sides. Lest you forget, there are 5 clubs in the CL this season and overall, the league is far more technical than the Premiership
 
@Walrus, but you're readily acknowledging ignorance about the Primera Liga in terms of the quality of mid table sides. Lest you forget, there are 5 clubs in the CL this season and overall, the league is far more technical than the Premiership

"More technical" doesnt equal more competitive, more intense, more physically demanding or anything else. I agree La Liga is more technical - when I have seen some of the mid table clashes from Spain, the teams play some good technical football, but going back to the original topic, the only reason I brought any of that up is because I think that Guardiola (or various others) may not be used to the nature of the PL. Its a cliché I know, but I always remember being shocked at how little Pep's Barcelona side seemed to rotate, and how few injuries they seemed to get. With the amount of running they did, I just dont think you could get through a PL season (no winter break is also a factor) in that manner - the players would be knackered by Christmas, and some of this I attribute to the fact that perhaps the top teams in La Liga simply dont need to work quite so hard to beat some of the bottom clubs. The difference for a professional footballer being able to play at 90% rather than 100% is huge - I am not saying that the teams in La Liga are no good and that it is a cakewalk, simply that - to bring out another cliché - there are no easy games in the PL.

This isnt a bash at Guardiola, La Liga or anyone else, it is simply reinforcing my original statement that in some ways, Guardiola is still untested, inexperienced and unproven in various circumstances and environments.
 
Final quick point about the relative competitiveness of different leagues. Its been discussed to death in other threads, but basically when you look past the top 3-4 clubs (within which you can argue that the Real, Barca and Bayern are bigger/better than their English equivalents) I think the PL has more strength in depth. You have Chelsea, City, United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton, Southampton, Swansea and Stoke all as pretty decent, established PL teams capable of top-6 finishes or so. Then in the likes of West Ham and Crystal Palace you have other solid teams that are definitely capable of pushing on.
I wont claim to have really intricate knowledge of the mid/low end clubs of La Liga or the Bundesliga, but when I see the league tables and results every weekend, I am not convinced that Bayern, Barca or Real would be able to simply come in and steamroll the PL in the same fashion they do in their own domestic leagues.
As someone who follows both La Liga and PL i honestly see no evidence that the premier league has more depth. I do think think that Pep will face a bigger challenge if he comes to United as there is more work to be done. But you could say the same for most managers out there. There is no safe bet. City will be an easier challenge comparatively as they already have some top notch players there like Yaya, Silva, De Bruyne and Aguero who will fit right into his philosophy.
 
Can't think of a better manager to take over from van Gaal. He'l build on what has been done and take it to another level. Him at City and us ending up with Giggsy is a scary thought.
 
Can't think of a better manager to take over from van Gaal. He'l build on what has been done and take it to another level. Him at City and us ending up with Giggsy is a scary thought.
Agreed
 
On bluemoon, the resident ITK says he's heard Guardiola to us is a done deal which has upset a lot of people on that forum. Also on a city podcast Graham Hunter has said he knows Guardiola's preference is to come here. A lot of them are now calling for the club to move for Ancelotti quickly.
 
On bluemoon, the resident ITK says he's heard Guardiola to us is a done deal which has upset a lot of people on that forum. Also on a city podcast Graham Hunter has said he knows Guardiola's preference is to come here. A lot of them are now calling for the club to move for Ancelotti quickly.

I wonder with the pressure he's under if FSW getting sacked at Real and taking over at City is a possibility?
 
On bluemoon, the resident ITK says he's heard Guardiola to us is a done deal which has upset a lot of people on that forum. Also on a city podcast Graham Hunter has said he knows Guardiola's preference is to come here. A lot of them are now calling for the club to move for Ancelotti quickly.
Oh how I'd love this to be the case.
 
Going to City is like opting for a European Qatari club. Barcelona then Bayern then City is like one night standing through Kate Middleton then I-honestly-can't-think-of-another-high-quality-woman then A. Kardashian.
 
Going to City is like opting for a European Qatari club. Barcelona then Bayern then City is like one night standing through Kate Middleton then I-honestly-can't-think-of-another-high-quality-woman then A. Kardashian.

What's so high quality about Kate Middleton apart from the fact that she occasionally has a royal dick inside her?
 
What's so high quality about Kate Middleton apart from the fact that she occasionally has a royal dick inside her?

tbf, she does has way more class than a regular "ops, my sextape was leaked on the internet and I got famous" Kardashian. it's like Ricky Gervais said "The golden globes to the Oscars are like Kim Kardashian to Kate Middleton - a bit drunkier, a bit trashier and more easily bought" :D

Sweet jesus, Pep going to City and us ending up with Giggs could cause the breakdown of the century here. Probably quite rightly so.