Get your league tables out for the lads

It was always asking to be bit on the arse.

I can't believe some people are so thick. It's like sticking a fork in a socket.

*Gloat alert*: Terry Christian coming up on TalkSport within the next hour.
 
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7

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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6

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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3

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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1

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what a dickless spastic

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Dumpty usually rushes to the Caf after big things happen.

He's not here today - no doubt sitting there fuming in invisible mode waiting for someone to call him out on his absence.

In which case - why not just log in, Dumpty? Have a beer on us.
 
F*kers, I guess I have to fall on my own sword.

Next season I'm favouring you for the league every week!
 
Dumpty usually rushes to the Caf after big things happen.

He's not here today - no doubt sitting there fuming in invisible mode waiting for someone to call him out on his absence.

In which case - why not just log in, Dumpty?
Have a beer on us.

F*kers, I guess I have to fall on my own sword.

Next season I'm favouring you for the league every week!

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The silver lining for youse winning against a poor Portsmouth is that I will now not be creating another thread like this this season. Its up to Ronaldo on his own to win you everything now.

My prediction this season: Man Utd to successfully defend both league and CL titles.
 
The silver lining for youse winning against a poor Portsmouth is that I will now not be creating another thread like this this season. Its up to Ronaldo on his own to win you everything now.

My prediction this season: Man Utd to successfully defend both league and CL titles.



You will feel so good next May at being proved correct this time :D
 
some update the league table after tonight match.

To be fair this was all about last season, reckon we should let it be.

The silver lining for youse winning against a poor Portsmouth is that I will now not be creating another thread like this this season. Its up to Ronaldo on his own to win you everything now.

My prediction this season: Man Utd to successfully defend both league and CL titles.

Don't lie, you wouldn't have made another thread like this if we lost today.

I'm glad you have full confidence in us though.
 
The silver lining for youse winning against a poor Portsmouth is that I will now not be creating another thread like this this season. Its up to Ronaldo on his own to win you everything now.

My prediction this season: Man Utd to successfully defend both league and CL titles.

who the feck are they, and how have they got our CL title
 
The silver lining for youse winning against a poor Portsmouth is that I will now not be creating another thread like this this season. Its up to Ronaldo on his own to win you everything now.

My prediction this season: Man Utd to successfully defend both league and CL titles.

Are a poor Portsmouth really worse than a super great Fulham side?
 
He he, Dumpstar has seen our potential tonight and gotten scared.

We totally controlled that match tonight without a bunch of first team players.

I love how it's all due to Pompey being poor.

Many teams will struggle to get 3 points at Fratton park again this season. Wouldn't be at all surprised if Liverpool and Arsenal dropped points there again this season.
 
Don't want to burst your bubble, but Pompey have just signed Kaboul and Crouch, Muntari has gone and Distin is a pale shadow of last season. That's poor on paper and poor on pitch. I've probably jinxed ourselves against them now, but I'm calling it as I see it. Harry has f*cked up big time. Bottom half of table finish for them (maybe relegation fears?)
 
Don't want to burst your bubble, but Pompey have just signed Kaboul and Crouch, Muntari has gone and Distin is a pale shadow of last season. That's poor on paper and poor on pitch. I've probably jinxed ourselves against them now, but I'm calling it as I see it. Harry has f*cked up big time. Bottom half of table finish for them (maybe relegation fears?)

Crouch and Defoe is a decent attack. Better than who they had last year with the likes of Baros upfront. I'd say they have a better all round squad this time. Muntari was the only major loss, they do have an ever improving Diarra.

It doesn't matter you can pick things with most squads and say this but at the end of the day they work very hard and it isn't an easy place to go to.

Stoke, Hull and West Brom should fear relegation. Not the FA Cup Winners. (One more trophy than you lot managed last year:angel:)
 
Oh and well done on scraping past Sunderland and Boro.

(Maybe a safe 4th spot this year I fear)