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A mate of a mate from Manchester once told me that he saw Keane pissed out of his head, dressed as a Nazi, bludgeoning toddlers with a crowbar. Total cnut.

A mate of a mate from Manchester once told me that he saw Keane pissed out of his head, dressed as a Nazi, bludgeoning toddlers with a crowbar. Total cnut.
I've just seen this, what's all that about then?
P.S. He was sent home from the World Cup.
Its no secret he was a piss head when he was younger but doesn't everyone make mistakes when he was younger. Scoreboards comments in this thread are a disgrace - groundless accusations. And the idea that he 'walked out on his country'....read a decent history of the player's career....even an abridged one and I think you'll find that was far from what happened...
George Best was an alcoholic wife beater who destroyed a liver he'd been given in a transplant. (Sucks to say, but he was)
Yet in threads about Best people tend to avoid speaking about how he behaved and remember him for how he played on the pitch. With Keane, people do the opposite.
George Best was an alcoholic wife beater who destroyed a liver he'd been given in a transplant. (Sucks to say, but he was)
Yet in threads about Best people tend to avoid speaking about how he behaved and remember him for how he played on the pitch. With Keane, people do the opposite.
I'm quoting myself because Scoreboard is on another rant.
I recently ate a club sandwich about 20 yards away from where that was filmed. It was tasty.
Quoting myself because it's a great anecdote.
you complete slice of bell-cheddar...
United's 99 celebrations, he twatted a bird drunk and ended up in Bootle St...
"Keane and other United players had been enjoying a few drinks when the two women came in and 'jibed' one of the players about buying them drinks."
"When he ignored them and turned away, one of the girls was seen to throw a champagne glass at him cutting him below the eye."
"At this point, both girls were asked by the doorman to leave, which they did."
I'm quoting myself because Scoreboard is on another rant.
Yes, but people don't talk about it much when it comes to Best and remember him on the pitch. With Keane, it's always "Haaland this, Saipan that."
Johnno wasn't talking about you, but he should have been.
Not really, it's come into it as the worst part of Keane has been discussed (admittedly by me) but I can easily sit here and tell you a dozen great moments from Keane but wouldn't life be boring if we all sat around kissing someones arse?
I love George Best the footballer, George Best post-football was just a sad twat with a severe alcohol problem and I'm sorry if that upsets anyone as it upsets me bit this ain't even an opinion, it's a fact...
Happy berbday, Johnno.
My fascinating club sandwich anecdote didn't do it for you?
Thing is, no one really does in Keane's case. Any thread regarding Keane always gets turned into posts about how "Keane was a cnut" "Keane caused global warming" etc. We as Manchester United fans should judge those who've played for this club solely on how they perform on the pitch and ignore the personal bollocks, of course some of our players are gonna be cnuts.
I'm still waiting for Johnno to address the point that he fabricated Keane headbutting a woman.
Glad he's Ghandi-esque in Cork, in Manchester he was a twat and I know this for a fact.
My mate was in a band with Bonehead from Oasis, he lived next door to Keane in Hale Barns. They used to socialize together a lot and he considered him a good mate. He was telling me they used to bet on anything when they were pissed and used to give each other £50 or whatever.
Bone was telling me they were pissed in the pub and bet on summat (can't remember what) and they bet each others cars. Bone's was a Roller. Turns out Bone lost the bet but it was summat daft anyway, but lo and behold Keane turns up the next day demanding his car. Bonehead laughed it off but Keane stood there demanding his car. Even Bonehead's missus came out and tried to calm him down saying it was all a joke and he wasn't having a £70k car or whatever it cost.
Keane then called them both a 'pair of cnuts' and walked away znd never spoke to them again.
That quote is one I'd prefer to remember him by...not the post Utd career stuff.
I think he could make a good pundit in the future just don't see the management ever taking off for him...he doesn't embrace the job or even seem to like it
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That pub you're talking about would've been the Bleeding Wolf. Keane, Robson et al were often spotted in there.
Yeah but unlike in Cork, in Manchester we have a figure of speech where you say 'I bet you any money' and then make a statement that is hardly concrete truthful.
I admire your passion for Keane lads but I'm well qualified to comment having been in his presence personally many times and have heard loads of tales about his cnutish behaviour.
I'm quoting myself because it's a great anecdote.
I remember being in London in 2002 and hearing Best had fell off the wagon and was then abusing the liver given to him by some generous soul when it could have been given to someone making better use of it.
I have no qualms saying George Best was a selfish little cnut...
Your profound lack of understanding of alcoholism is noted.
I loved you anecdote Pogue, but felt you could have given us more detail. Where was the club sandwich purchased from? What was it about the club sandwich that you found tasty? If you could have your time again, would you have opted for a different type of sandwich?
I felt you only did half a job. And that's why I'm disapointed![]()