1145: Just on the subject of Manchester United, I'd just like to take a moment to salute the Sun newspaper. This morning, they reveal the quite brilliant stat that all nine league goals Edwin van der Sar has conceded have all gone in the same side of the goal, prompting the magnificent headline: Pass The Dutchman On The Left Hand Side. Admittedly, it's only magnificent if you're of a certain age and remember Musical Youth, but still...