Paddy Evra song....

[Crumpsall Red]

to the tune we used for Andy Cole....


Patrice Evra...
he is faster than a car...
he's just like a jaguar.....
Patrice Evra....



Go on sing it you know you want to.

 

[friendlytramp]

Pat Pat, wherever you may be
you may eat frogs in your own country
it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

I made that up

 

[Rowem]

When Paddy goes marching down the wing, Ev-ra, Ev-ra,

etc...

 

[french88devil]

When Paddy goes marching down the wing, Ev-ra, Ev-ra,

etc...

When Paddy goes marching down the wing, Ev-ra, Ev-ra,
The Stretford End will always sing, Ev-ra, Ev-ra,
he comes from sunny south of France, he's the quickest lad of our defense
Just suck his pussy fat frankie,
lalalalalalalalalala....

(I'm probably gonna be banned for that, sorry...)

 

[Utd heap]

The only reason you'd be banned for that is because it's bollocks and does'nt work...

 

[french88devil]

The only reason you'd be banned for that is because it's bollocks and does'nt work...

And also because it's the O'shea song.

 

[Utd heap]

And also because it's the O'shea song.

'The Stretford end will feckin' sing'.

 

[Plechazunga]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their ramparts
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

 

[theimperialinn]

he plays on the left
he plays on the left
that boy patrice makes (insert something) look shite

 

[sonymobby]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their rampart
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

That's absolutely great! Congrats Plech!

 

[Utd heap]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their rampart
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

First verse is inspired.

 

[theimperialinn]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their rampart
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

we have a winner! Im gonna start it off in the drum on wednesday

 

[Plechazunga]

 

[theimperialinn]

where's his cat?

 

[GE]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their rampart
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

Quality.

 

[vanthaman]

to tune of Live Forever,

Down the wings, he tends to be
he's better than Gabby will ever be
You and I are gonna live for Evra
Live for Evra
Gonna Live for Evra

obviously being an oasis song some fans would have a problem with it and the fact its shit

 

[Plechazunga]

 

[Utd heap]

to tune of Live Forever,

Down the wings, he tends to be
he's better than Gabby will ever be
You and I are gonna live for Evra
Live for Evra
Gonna Live for Evra

obviously being an oasis song some fans would have a problem with it and the fact its shit

Not an bad effort there mate.
Doubt it would catch on though.
Better than anything i can think up.

 

[RedNome]

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that twat
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man

Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna batter these twats
Smashing through their rampart
Suck my pussy, Lampard
Pat makes me a very happy man

fecking brilliant Pletch, this has got to catch on, the first verse is genius.

Kudos.

Edit: Fcuk that the second verse is class too.

 

[The White Pele]

To the tune of the Flinstones:

Evra, Patrice Evra
He's the best left back you'll ever see
And if, you're Frank Lampard
You can bow down and suck his pussyyy

 

[Giggsy PO]

To the tune of the Flinstones:

Evra, Patrice Evra
He's the best left back you'll ever see
And if, you're Frank Lampard
You can bow down and suck his pussyyy

 

[KingEric7]

To the tune of the Flinstones:

Evra, Patrice Evra
He's the best left back you'll ever see
And if, you're Frank Lampard
You can bow down and suck his pussyyy

I like that.

 

[hypercrawl]

ev-ra
your mum an dad got busy
but lampard sucked your pussy
pat-rice evra

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

To Sinatra's "you can't take that away from me"

It's why we love you Pat
It's cos they suck your puss-y
And because of all that
No no please don't take Pat away from me

 

[Sean_RedDevil]

His name is Patrice Evra, he came from Monacoooo
and when he marches down the wing he shits on Ashley Cole
And when he's near the goal, he'll score and we'll all roar
His name is Patrice Evra, and he came from Monacooooooooooohhhh!

Tune: Grand Old Duke of York

 

[cockneyred]

another quality effort by plech

 

[Moz]

To the tune of 'Wheels on the Bus'....

Patrice Evra goes running down the wing,
Running down the wing,
Running down the wing,
Patrice Evra goes running down the wing,
All day long.

Patrice Evra makes the Stretford End sing,
The Stretford End sing,
The Stretford End sing,
Patrice Evra makes the Stretford End sing,
All day long.

 

[Rahul]

Does he actually having his own chant yet?

Anderson got one after 3-4 months.

 

[IhabX7]

To the tune of 'Wheels on the Bus'....

Patrice Evra goes running down the wing,
Running down the wing,
Running down the wing,
Patrice Evra goes running down the wing,
All day long.

Patrice Evra makes the Stretford End sing,
The Stretford End sing,
The Stretford End sing,
Patrice Evra makes the Stretford End sing,
All day long.

wing..

sing..

Overused.

 

[Moz]

wing..

sing..

Overused.

Yeah, I know. Just wanted to have a go. I doubt anybody will come close to 'Postal Pat' anyway.

 

[girish]

Any agent asking for a transfer request for Cristiano Ronaldo would have to come with a bazooka. Evra quote from Wikiquote


(Did he say that ?)

 

[VP]

Any agent asking for a transfer request for Cristiano Ronaldo would have to come with a bazooka. Evra quote from Wikiquote


(Did he say that ?)

Wouldn't be surprised

 

[Sir A1ex]

Thought I'd stick this somewhere more appropriate than Plech's EV thread....

For Evra and Evra,
We'll follow our Pat,
Of Manchester United,
The King of all cnuts,
Fat Frank made a promise,
To suck his pussy,
And one night in Moscow,
Our Pat made it three!

 

[Plechazunga]

Evra time, you get the ball, I shout, a little
Evra time, you beat them all, I bang one out, a little
Your commitment is total,
But how strange the change, from placid to postal,
Evra time, you get, the, baaaaaaaaaall.

 

[George the Giraffe]

Blatantly Can't compete with "Postal Pat", but here is my effort:

Oh Patrice Evra,
He's only 4 foot tall,
Oh Patrice Evra,
He'll put you on the floor,
Oh Patrice Evra,
I wish I was black too.

Oh Patrice Evra,
He's the greatest wing/left back,
Oh Patrice Evra,
He really loves to attack,
Oh Patrice Evra,
I wish I was Black too.

To the tune of I love you baby.

 

[theimperialinn]

Evra's gonna trip you up
Evra's gonna mow you down
Then he's gonna get the ball
and desert you

Rick Astley - never gonna give you up

 

[The White Pele]

Sorry strange bump I know but had this song in my head and thought it would be a good fit

To the tune of Pass the Dutchie:

Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance

He can tackle, he can dribble, he's got superhuman pace
Suck his pussy or he'll punch your groundsman in the face
He can tackle, he can dribble, watch him flying down the wing
And everytime he does then you will hear us sing:

Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc

 

[Fergie's gum]

Sorry strange bump I know but had this song in my head and thought it would be a good fit

To the tune of Pass the Dutchie:

Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance

He can tackle, he can dribble, he's got superhuman pace
Suck his pussy or he'll punch your groundsman in the face
He can tackle, he can dribble, watch him flying down the wing
And everytime he does then you will hear us sing:

Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc

good tune to sing it to and I like the "Paddy Evra on the left hand side" bit but the rest of it can do with some work. Have a paddy-badge for your efforts:

 

[Bearded but no genius]

To the tune of the Flinstones:

Evra, Patrice Evra
He's the best left back you'll ever see
And if, you're Frank Lampard
You can bow down and suck his pussyyy

I'm sorry but this is the winner.

Just genius.

Though shouldn't it be "Fat Frank Lampard"?

 

[Heinzesight]

poor effort looking back, but completely leathered at a wedding...

"The First Time Evra I Saw Your Face"

(to the tune of Roberta Flack's 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face')

the first line was as far as we got...over and over a again (a girl had sung the proper version at the cermony)