Sorry strange bump I know but had this song in my head and thought it would be a good fit
To the tune of Pass the Dutchie:
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance
He can tackle, he can dribble, he's got superhuman pace
Suck his pussy or he'll punch your groundsman in the face
He can tackle, he can dribble, watch him flying down the wing
And everytime he does then you will hear us sing:
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
Patrice Evra on the left hand side
He's a red, he's a ninja and he comes from France
He's a red, your right winger doesn't stand a chance
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc