More touches than anyone. More passes than anyone. And the decisive moment of world class quality to win the game.
You're going too far to try and belittle Rooney and it's totally undermining your point.
Mockney's right about hyperbole.
It's possible to argue some of the finer points of management and tactics. But when manager after manager shows the utmost faith in Rooney, you really need to start doubting whether the 'Rooney is terrible' dogma is correct. Coming up with exaggerations about his touch and tempo of passing, or making up conspiracy theories about how he controls sections of the media is insane.