I've completely come round to the idea that Rooney is a massive piss-head. There's been the perennial slow starts to ever season, the pints he was drinking while sitting in the exec box during a United game (when did you last see a professional athlete skulling pints, mid-afternoon, in the middle of a campaign?) the game where him and Gibson were dropped after apparently turning up unfit to train after a night out, then I heard a rumour from a friend who knows a "fixer" in New York that said Rooney went on a monstrous bender during his brother's stag (again, mid-season) and now you've got all the stuff from this week. All in the context of a footballer who is declining, physically, much younger than you would typically expect. I mean, join the dots. It's a real shame but he's got nobody to blame but himself. Funny Fergie put up with it so long, after the way he dealt with Whiteside and McGrath, but I guess you have to make exceptions for the really special talents in the hope they will eventually get their shit together. Looks like he was running out of patience at the end, though. How long before Mou does the same?