Get your league tables out for the lads

Dumpstar looks now

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What strikes me most comparing these tables is that after the City game Chelsea were 4pts clear of us with a game in hand (gulp!)...Now they are 8pts behind with a game in hand (Wahey!).
This pleases me.
 
I really see Reading in a world of trouble this year.
 
Funny thing, the press keeps banging on about our lack of goals and how we're not scoring enough yet not a word about the fact that Chelski has a -1 goal difference??
 
Funny thing, the press keeps banging on about our lack of goals and how we're not scoring enough yet not a word about the fact that Chelski has a -1 goal difference??

Still cant get over how crap Sheva is. Didnt see why Pizzaro was brought in or Sidwell for that matter. Kalou needs 5 clear chances to score 1 goal. Drigba is the only decent striker they have.
 
Funny thing, the press keeps banging on about our lack of goals and how we're not scoring enough yet not a word about the fact that Chelski has a -1 goal difference??

Hehe Chelsea can suck wangs.

-1. Champion pedigree that.
 
Win your game in hand and you're still behind us now. Your 'great' start has definitely won you the title. We're definitely very worried, as many of you scousers told us we should be. You've won the title.

They've been winning the title in the fall for nearly two decades now.
 
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7

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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6

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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3

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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1

:lol::lol::lol:

1 Arsenal 8 7 1 0 19 6 13 22 18
2 Manchester United 9 6 2 1 11 2 9 20 18
3 Manchester City 8 5 1 2 11 6 5 16 10
4 Liverpool 7 4 3 0 12 2 10 15 12
5 Aston Villa 8 4 2 2 12 8 4 14 13
6 Everton 8 4 1 3 10 8 2 13 7
7 Portsmouth 8 3 3 2 15 12 3 12 10
8 Blackburn Rovers 7 3 3 1 7 5 2 12 9
9 Chelsea 8 3 3 2 7 8 -1 12 6
10 Newcastle United 7 3 2 2 10 8 2 11 8
11 West Ham United 8 3 1 4 9 8 1 10 7
12 Birmingham City 8 2 2 4 7 10 -3 8 7
13 Middlesbrough 8 2 2 4 9 13 -4 8 8
14 Wigan Athletic 9 2 2 5 8 12 -4 8 2
15 Sunderland 9 2 2 5 10 16 -6 8 4
16 Fulham 8 1 4 3 12 14 -2 7 4
17 Reading 8 2 1 5 9 18 -9 7 6
18 Tottenham Hotspur 8 1 3 4 14 16 -2 6 6
19 Bolton Wanderers 8 1 2 5 9 13 -4 5 5
20 Derby County 8 1 2 5 5 21 -16 5 4


Say what you want about the scousers, they're feckin' consistent being glued to 4th. It must be the other minor changes in the league table that had Dumpstar swap the :lol: with a :mad:
 
1 Arsenal 8 7 1 0 19 6 13 22 18
2 Manchester United 9 6 2 1 11 2 9 20 18
3 Manchester City 8 5 1 2 11 6 5 16 10
4 Liverpool 7 4 3 0 12 2 10 15 12
5 Aston Villa 8 4 2 2 12 8 4 14 13
6 Everton 8 4 1 3 10 8 2 13 7
7 Portsmouth 8 3 3 2 15 12 3 12 10
8 Blackburn Rovers 7 3 3 1 7 5 2 12 9
9 Chelsea 8 3 3 2 7 8 -1 12 6
10 Newcastle United 7 3 2 2 10 8 2 11 8
11 West Ham United 8 3 1 4 9 8 1 10 7
12 Birmingham City 8 2 2 4 7 10 -3 8 7
13 Middlesbrough 8 2 2 4 9 13 -4 8 8
14 Wigan Athletic 9 2 2 5 8 12 -4 8 2
15 Sunderland 9 2 2 5 10 16 -6 8 4
16 Fulham 8 1 4 3 12 14 -2 7 4
17 Reading 8 2 1 5 9 18 -9 7 6
18 Tottenham Hotspur 8 1 3 4 14 16 -2 6 6
19 Bolton Wanderers 8 1 2 5 9 13 -4 5 5
20 Derby County 8 1 2 5 5 21 -16 5 4


Say what you want about the scousers, they're feckin' consistent being glued to 4th. It must be the other minor changes in the league table that had Dumpstar swap the :lol: with a :mad:

Get ready to swap Portsmouth and Liverpool soon!
 
To be fair, if Jason manages to succeed with his trying to get all Scouses banned, there will be no more threads like this.......

There's no point having a football forum if banter is banned - that's what has always made Redcafe better than somewhere like RAWK or chelseanet or whatever its called
 
To be fair, if Jason manages to succeed with his trying to get all Scouses banned, there will be no more threads like this.......

There's no point having a football forum if banter is banned - that's what has always made Redcafe better than somewhere like RAWK or chelseanet or whatever its called

Agreed. That's why I've been coming here since 2000 and not going to other forums as much.
 
To be fair, if Jason manages to succeed with his trying to get all Scouses banned, there will be no more threads like this.......

There's no point having a football forum if banter is banned - that's what has always made Redcafe better than somewhere like RAWK or chelseanet or whatever its called

If that happens,you may as well drop the football forum and you mancs can either argue amongst yourselves when you lose or jerk each other off when you win.
I don't think the older mods or even posters who have been on here longer than Jason has been a United internet superfan would put up with that. Imagine the so-called biggest United forum site in the world being run by a newbie American Mod. Wait there -I don't have to imagine that...it's here.
I have to take out my anger about this bad streak of football we're playing on someone....you're it Jason.
 
If that happens,you may as well drop the football forum and you mancs can either argue amongst yourselves when you lose or jerk each other off when you win.
I don't think the older mods or even posters who have been on here longer than Jason has been a United internet superfan would put up with that. Imagine the so-called biggest United forum site in the world being run by a newbie American Mod. Wait there -I don't have to imagine that...it's here.
I have to take out my anger about this bad streak of football we're playing on someone....you're it Jason.

:rolleyes:

How about taking it out on your shower of shite team and it's manager?
 
:rolleyes:

How about taking it out on your shower of shite team and it's manager?
All I know is-4 matches -10 points.
Fecking England break
4 matches -6 points....I'd rather take it out on internet warriors.
 
All I know is-4 matches -10 points.
Fecking England break
4 matches -6 points....I'd rather take it out on internet warriors.

Fair enough ... that good old scouser mentality. Continue ...
 
Liverpool will be there abouts again...they are in better shape than last season in terms of strikers but now the defence probably needs some work...

the one consistent problem they cant fix in the short term is Rafa...

It does seem Rafa's tinkering habits have cost us points this season. After this many seasons in English football he really has very little excuses as far as making these constant "tactical" changes and getting them plain wrong.

Alot of Liverpool fans are beginning to lose patience but he'll get us back on track soon enough and I think we'll be in a position to still challenge come April.
 
feck it...lets rub it right in!

UEFA Champions League : Group A Table
24 October 2007 01:00

Marseille..............7
FC Porto..............5
Besiktas...............3
Liverpool..............1

UEFA Champions League : Group F Table
23 October 2007 01:00

Man Utd...............9
Roma...................6
Sporting...............3
Dynamo Kiev.........0
 
feck it...lets rub it right in!

UEFA Champions League : Group A Table
24 October 2007 01:00

Marseille..............7
FC Porto..............5
Besiktas...............3
Liverpool..............1

UEFA Champions League : Group F Table
23 October 2007 01:00

Man Utd...............9
Roma...................6
Sporting...............3
Dynamo Kiev.........0

:lol: Good stuff mate.
 
Excellent.

I missed all of the priceless 'Scouse Banning Conspiracy' stuff earlier in the thread too.

Good job, boys. Keep it up.
 
feck it...lets rub it right in!

UEFA Champions League : Group A Table
24 October 2007 01:00

Marseille..............7
FC Porto..............5
Besiktas...............3
Liverpool..............1

UEFA Champions League : Group F Table
23 October 2007 01:00

Man Utd...............9
Roma...................6
Sporting...............3
Dynamo Kiev.........0

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Benitez, the great European tactician...
 
UEFA Champions League : Group A Table
24 October 2007 01:00

Marseille..............7
FC Porto..............5
Besiktas...............3
Liverpool..............1

UEFA Champions League : Group F Table
23 October 2007 01:00

Man Utd...............9
Roma...................6
Sporting...............3
Dynamo Kiev.........0



oooo..I've just cum!
 
UEFA Champions League : Group A Table
24 October 2007 01:00

Marseille..............7
FC Porto..............5
Besiktas...............3
Liverpool..............1

UEFA Champions League : Group F Table
23 October 2007 01:00

Man Utd...............9
Roma...................6
Sporting...............3
Dynamo Kiev.........0



oooo..I've just cum!

Best start to the CL season in how many years? I Looooooooove it! Woooooooooooooooooooooooop :devil: