Tedious sarcasm aside, i would outperform Moyes and players would immediately know on what terms they are with me.
First things i will do is fire DJ Neville and co if they haven't resigned yet, show Kagawa my believe in him and play him in every game, have a good talk and laugh with the senior top players I rate and need for the rest of the season, pretend to have some level of social interaction with the dross I will get rid of as soon as the season is over (examples: cleverly, welbeck, carrick), blank Valencia and Young with a certain amount of ruthlesness in a desperate but hopeful try to see if that can fire them up for the remaining 4 months after which I will lightening-sell them during the summer and play 4-5-1 with tactical craft and slyness.
I know more about football than a nilbilly like Moyes but such is life.
EDIT: my realistic pick based on the current situation in the footballworld is Simeone or Klopp. Both are available if we swoop in.